Ah, it’s a weekend.

Carve the turkey, turn the ballgame on
Make bloody marys cause we all want one.
Send somebody to the Stop ‘N Go,
we need some celery and a can of fake snow,
a bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite,
a box of tampons and some Salem Lights.
Halleluja everybody say cheese,
Merry Christmas from the Family.

Feliz Navidad…