Ah, it’s a weekend. Carve the turkey, turn the ballgame on Make bloody marys cause we all want one. Send somebody to the Stop ‘N Go, we need some celery and a can of fake snow, a bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite, a box of tampons and some Salem Lights. Halleluja everybody say […]
If you have never heard Jose Feliciano sing this, I would guess a) you are missing out on a Category V Earworm and/or 2) you don’t live in Texas. Anyway, my son is singing it tonite, in his own special (top of the lungs) way: “I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas, from the bottom […]
“Dale, dale, dale, no perdas el tino, porque si lo perdes, pierdes el camino. Esta piñata es de muchas mañas, sólo contiene naranjas y cañas.†Hit, hit, hit. Don’t lose your aim, Because if you lose, you lose the road. This piñata is much manna, only contains oranges and sugar cane. At my nephew’s second […]