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Hi, y’all!

I’ll have to recap things later, or this short list will have to suffice:

  1. ate too much
  2. our football team won
  3. both of them!
  4. I’ve run eight miles since I last posted
  5. I’ve gained five pounds since I last posted (see #1)
  6. We’re cleaning house
  7. After it warms up (it’s only 6668 now), we’re hanging Christmas decorations
  8. My wife waits until after Thanksgiving to put them up, to keep from driving me mo’ crazy
  9. gotta run to clean before my wife gets home to find me procrastinating here

Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend!

Let’s talk turkey

Picking up my four year old yesterday, he proudly displayed a turkey he had made out of a paper bag (face on the front, feathers on the back, stuffed with toilet paper to keep it round)

Teacher: What does a turkey say?

Child: Bock bock bock! (arms folded under, wings flapping)

Teacher: No, silly, that’s a chicken. What does a turkey say?

Child: Boggle, boggle, boggle.

I am not making this up.