Burned out and it is all my own fucking fault but dayum I need to catch a break sometime.

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And I said
Hear me now here and now I’m calling
Memories wear me down
And this seems so complicated
When all I want is just the truth

If you’re still hanging around reading my nonsense, thanks. Watching people dump ice on themselves would probably be a better use of your time, but I’ll take it.

This wasn’t the plan. Not even close. How did shit get so sidetracked? And will I ever get it together enough to fix it?

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I like Seether because they seem about as pissed off as I am much of the time. I mean who else could make “such a fucking hypocrite” work in a song?

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Why I get quiet

Tomorrow morning i get to stand in a courtroom, alone, and listen while people I don’t know judge me about how I have fucked up as a parent.

This was not how I imagined life to be.

With a little luck maybe I’ll get run over by a bus on the way there.

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After the machines take over the world, will there still be spam?

A bot left the coolest message the other day, but it fucked up and left the script instead of the message it was supposed to randomly create. Check this out:

{Perhaps|Maybe} you {could|can} write {next|subsequent} articles {relating to|referring to|regarding} this article.
I {want to|wish to|desire to} {read|learn} {more|even more} {things|issues} {approximately|about}
{I have|I’ve} been {surfing|browsing} {online|on-line} {more than|greater than} {three|3} hours {these days|nowadays|today|lately|as of late}, {yet|but} I {never|by no means} {found|discovered} any {interesting|fascinating|attention-grabbing}
article like yours. {It’s|It is} {lovely|pretty|beautiful}
{worth|value|price} {enough|sufficient} for me. {In my opinion|Personally|In my view}, if
all {webmasters|site owners|website owners|web owners} and bloggers made {just right|good|excellent} {content|content material} as {you did|you
probably did}, the {internet|net|web} {will be|shall be|might be|will probably be|can be|will likely be} {much more|a lot more} {useful|helpful} than
ever before.|
Ahaa, its {nice|pleasant|good|fastidious} {discussion|conversation|dialogue}
{regarding|concerning|about|on the topic of} this {article|post|piece of writing|paragraph} {here|at this
place} at this {blog|weblog|webpage|website|web site}, I have read
all that, so {now|at this time} me also commenting {here|at this place}.|

So it was supposed to pick only one word inside each pair of brackets, and I think it was only supposed to leave one portion of the message (this is like 1/10 of the text it dumped).

I think it would be fun (and Michael Crichton suggested this 40 years ago or so) to have two computers talk to each other and see where it leads. Probably wind up like the Terminator movies but maybe something good instead, like figure out how to really get rid of mosquitos.

Maybe I should make this my tagline for a while?


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