I’ve seen this at Garrison’s place. And lots of others. So, in spite of being dreadfully boring and dull, I feel obligated to do it, too. I’m such the lemming. It’s below the fold as it is of an adult nature (shh!) and I felt like doing that. So thbbt!
Instructions are easy:
1. Copy this whole list into your journal / blog.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don’t bold is false.
4. If you read my list you have to make your own on your blog (and tell us)
– Are you sure you’re ready for this? ->
01. I’ve had sex in the past five minutes.* (five weeks is more like it)
02. I enjoy giving oral sex more than receiving.
03. I scream loudly in sex. (only if the kids aren’t home)
04. I love sleeping with more than one person.
05. I own at least three books about sex.
06. I leave the house minus underwear sometimes.
07. I have accepted financial renumeration for pleasures.
08. I’ve had sex while under the influence of a drug.
09. There is a tape floating around of me – ala Paris Hilton. (yeah, right!)
10. I have been the odd person in a threesome.
11. I have published the sexual exploits of a past relationship without telling my ex.
12. I have lied to a lover about having an affair.
13. I have more than four tattoos.
14. I like and respect Jenna Jameson.
15. I like slow sex. (er, that would be “any” sex)
16. I have learned a lot sexually over the past year.
17. I have a sexual fantasy about another blogger.**
18. I’ve been told I give the best *insert sexual act*.
19. I carry a condom at all times.
20. I have considered sex with a female blogger.
21. I’ve broken a bone while having sex. (ouch!)
22. I have a wet dream that I am ashamed to reveal.
23. I have had sex in the rain. (no, but does on the beach count?)
24. I have had sex while someone else watched.*
25. I would get plastic surgery if it would improve my sex life.
26. I want to have sex right now. ***
27. Food play annoys me in sex.
28. I like sex that’s hard and fast.
29. I always brush my teeth after sex.
30. I trim my pubic regions.
31. I have traveled out of town to have sex.
32. I have fantasized about having sex with my brother-/sister-in-law.
33. I have had sex with at least five different nationalities.
34. I dress to look sexy every day.
35. I have had sex with twins. (ha! I’m thinking of Coors Light now)
36. I have had sex with someone I met over the internet.
37. I have more than ten sex toys.
38. I like the way I look naked.
39. I have lied so a person would sleep with me.
40. I change from one sex position to another in a specific order each time.
41. I saw my parents having sex.
42. I get cable just for the soft porn.
43. I think legalized prostitution can reduce some crime.
44. I have a list of people I would like to see naked.
45. I have slept with my boss/superior.
46. I wish my sexual organs looked different.
47. I have wet dreams often.
48. I enjoy phone sex.
49. I have been arrested for being naked in public.
50. I flirt online daily.* – only because no one has offered. 😉
** – more than one, actually
*** – feel free to help me change this answer
02. I enjoy giving oral sex more than receiving.
03. I scream loudly in sex. (only if the kids aren’t home)
04. I love sleeping with more than one person.
05. I own at least three books about sex.
06. I leave the house minus underwear sometimes.
07. I have accepted financial renumeration for pleasures.
08. I’ve had sex while under the influence of a drug.
09. There is a tape floating around of me – ala Paris Hilton. (yeah, right!)
10. I have been the odd person in a threesome.
11. I have published the sexual exploits of a past relationship without telling my ex.
12. I have lied to a lover about having an affair.
13. I have more than four tattoos.
14. I like and respect Jenna Jameson.
15. I like slow sex. (er, that would be “any” sex)
16. I have learned a lot sexually over the past year.
17. I have a sexual fantasy about another blogger.**
18. I’ve been told I give the best *insert sexual act*.
19. I carry a condom at all times.
20. I have considered sex with a female blogger.
21. I’ve broken a bone while having sex. (ouch!)
22. I have a wet dream that I am ashamed to reveal.
23. I have had sex in the rain. (no, but does on the beach count?)
24. I have had sex while someone else watched.*
25. I would get plastic surgery if it would improve my sex life.
26. I want to have sex right now. ***
27. Food play annoys me in sex.
28. I like sex that’s hard and fast.
29. I always brush my teeth after sex.
30. I trim my pubic regions.
31. I have traveled out of town to have sex.
32. I have fantasized about having sex with my brother-/sister-in-law.
33. I have had sex with at least five different nationalities.
34. I dress to look sexy every day.
35. I have had sex with twins. (ha! I’m thinking of Coors Light now)
36. I have had sex with someone I met over the internet.
37. I have more than ten sex toys.
38. I like the way I look naked.
39. I have lied so a person would sleep with me.
40. I change from one sex position to another in a specific order each time.
41. I saw my parents having sex.
42. I get cable just for the soft porn.
43. I think legalized prostitution can reduce some crime.
44. I have a list of people I would like to see naked.
45. I have slept with my boss/superior.
46. I wish my sexual organs looked different.
47. I have wet dreams often.
48. I enjoy phone sex.
49. I have been arrested for being naked in public.
50. I flirt online daily.* – only because no one has offered. 😉
** – more than one, actually
*** – feel free to help me change this answer