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Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton, Talking in our beds for a week. The newspapers said, “Say what you doing in bed?” I said, “We’re only trying to get us some peace”. Christ you know it ain’t easy, You know how hard it can be. The way things are going They’re going to crucify […]

Brain farts

running Today: 3 miles, 36:23 MTD: 57.0 miles Time: 11h 33m 47s YTD: 386.4 miles Time: 3 days, 5h 01m 00s Mental jukebox: Knock Three Times (on the ceiling if you want me) Probably because I was running… before dawn. We saw Blood and Chocolate the other day, which was surprisingly good, for a werewolf […]

Whiny husband

First of all, I spent some Quality Time with my dentist today, and dayum, my jaw is sore. If I’ve promised anybody a blow job? I’m sorry, that is totally out of the question. Ouch. While I was chained to the chair (as he was warming up the chain saw) I saw video of Ms. […]