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Why do you give me the run around?

Mom on the Run tagged me to do this, and I shall!

Tagging is easy. Just copy the following onto your post. The rules of the game are posted at the start of your blog post. In this case, I’m asking you 5 questions about running. Each player answers the 5 questions on their own blog. At the end of your post you tag 5 other people and post their names. Go to their blogs and leave a comment on their blogs telling them they’ve been tagged and to look at your blog for details. When they’ve answered the questions on their own blog, they come back to yours to tell you. Got that? OK – here is my reply:

1. How would you describe your running 10 years ago?
Ten years ago I could not run. I was, however, riding a bicycle fairly often (my oldest son would have just started walking, and we were also foster parents at the time). I would ride either at 5:00 AM or late at night, around 11:00 PM, because that way I didn’t leave my wife stranded with the kids, they would usually be asleep. Key word “usually,” because the little buggers have an uncanny ability to know if a parent is out of the house, and tend to wake up at odd hours if that is the case. I started running probably three or four years ago, when I joined an adult soccer league for a little while and they (literally) kicked my ass. Also, cycling seemed to be getting more dangerous, I had a couple of people try and run me off the road, which when you are riding out in the middle of nowhere, is a pretty scary thing. Not that aggressive drivers are ever fun, but when they make a point to do it where there are certainly no witnesses? Think about that.

2. What is your best and worst run/race experience?
I don’t race. I’ve run a few 5Ks, pretty much at my turtle-like recreational runner speed.

3. Why do you run?
On the one hand, to try and stay healthy (I’m “morbidly obese,” in case I haven’t made that clear enough elsewhere in my blog. Heart attack waiting to happen, if I don’t do something). On the other hand because I like to hear some heavy breathing and maybe get a little time to think.

4. What is the best or worst piece of advice you’ve been given about running?
Buy good shoes. Us heavy guys (see #3) need shoes that don’t torture our feet. Also? Body glide.

5. Tell us something surprising about yourself that not many people would know.
When I graduated college I weighed over 100 pounds less than I do now.

I don’t know enough folks to tag anyone to do this, but if you want to do it, just leave a comment or link back and I’ll put you on the list!

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you can humbug along at home, if you like

This morning I came as close to announcing “I’m cancelling Christmas!” as I ever have. All over something stupid.

I know – kids will be kids, and kids will fight over stupid things. I also know they better not fuck with me, because I make Tony Montana look pretty relaxed at this point.

So, anyway, to try and get back to the spirit and all that, here’s something stolen from Busy Mom:

  1. Wrapping or gift bags?
    I like to wrap, but suck at it, so gift bags are cool. But nothing beats boxes under the tree (I have been known to put something sorta-obvious into another box, sometimes even with a brick, to throw off the folks that like to shake their gifts to figure out what they are)
  2. Real or artificial tree?
    I like real ones but don’t like the needles in the carpet, etc. We have a pre-lit fake tree that is awesomely easy to mess with now.
  3. When do you put up the tree?
    Thanksgiving weekend, usually (credit goes to my wife and kids, if it were just me, it would be December 23rd or so)
  4. When do you take the tree down?
    January. Usually.
  5. Do you like eggnog?
    Oh, hell yes. The best is sold at Braum’s, 100 miles from here. Yes, I buy some (from Braum’s) every year.
  6. Favorite gift received as a child?
    I think I got my rock and roll lectric guitar for Christmas. That was during the time of my life known as “drug induced fog” so it all kinda runs together. But that was really, really cool.
  7. Do you have a nativity scene?
    Yes, mostly child-proof right now.
  8. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?
    Probalbly the little thing with the wires designed to slice hard-boiled eggs. We rarely boil eggs, and at the time had a toddler who would like to have sliced his fingers off had he gotten hold of the thing.
  9. Mail or email Christmas cards?
    Ha! I’ll pretend you didn’t say that (I’m a guy)
  10. Favorite Christmas Movie?
    Christmas Story (I can’t put my arms down!) or maybe It’s a Wonderful Life.
  11. When do you start shopping for Christmas?
    after I finish this list
  12. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas?
    Divinity. Or cookies.
  13. Clear lights or colored on the tree?
    Couldn’t care less.
  14. Favorite Christmas song?
    Silent Night.
  15. Travel at Christmas or stay home?
    This is the first year (since we were married 20 years ago) that we are staying home, out of necessity more than anything. Don’t know if it will ‘take’ or not.
  16. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer.
    No, but Busy Mom did for me: Oh, I actually have to do it? OK: Dasher, Dance, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen. Rudolph, too.
  17. Angel on the tree top or a star?
    Angel.
  18. Open the presents Christmas Eve or Christmas Morning?
    Both. Gifts from each other in the evening (with eggnog) and then Santa comes overnight if we’ve been good.
  19. Most annoying thing about this time of year?
    Idiots at the store.
  20. Do you decorate your tree in any specific theme or color?
    Um, no. This morning I found a towel hanging on the tree. We’re lucky it’s standing.
  21. What do you leave for Santa?
    Eggnog. And cookies.
  22. Least favorite holiday song?
    I don’t really have one, but they all get on my nerves if I hear them too much (such as when the store plays nothing but Christmas music starting around Labor Day.)
  23. Favorite ornament?
    One that isn’t broken. Yet.

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I was tagged by Mit Moi ages ago for this…

All right, here are the rules.

  1. We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
  2. Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
  3. People who are tagged need to write on their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
  4. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
  5. Don’t forget to leave them a comment on their blog telling them they’re tagged, and you read their blog.

Before we get started, I’ll warn you some of this is TMI, so I’m leaving it below the fold.
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unconscious mutterings

I say, and you think…

  1. Freeze :: warning
  2. Naturally :: hanging
  3. Painting :: the garage
  4. Merits :: Badges
  5. Ironic :: not that song
  6. Survival :: not that TV show
  7. Cow :: Good (as in “good cow,” said about dinner. Sometimes)
  8. Anchor :: Man
  9. Sisters :: Act
  10. 70 :: Speed limit

I ran six miles this morning, and it was FREEZING, or it seemed like it. But I wasn’t PAINTING too hard. Heh.

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I might do better if I were unconscious

I say, and you think…”

  1. Soldier :: of fortune
  2. Lipton :: makes tea
  3. Reason:: I’m lacking
  4. Terms :: of endearment
  5. Positive :: negative
  6. Example :: warning
  7. Legacy :: Kent Dorfman
  8. Solo :: Han
  9. Instrument :: panel
  10. Later :: Gator

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