63.2%

That number? Is the percentage of people who hit my blog looking for
Emma Watson.

She’s not here. Never has been. Never will be. But you come looking anyway.

Oh, and of the others? One person looking for potato jokes, somebody
wanting to know how to get their stimulus payment (answer: they’ll
send it to you), and somebody who thinks Elmo loves dark lords.

Aren’t you glad we have the internets?

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