stats

That number? Is the percentage of people who hit my blog looking for
Emma Watson.

She’s not here. Never has been. Never will be. But you come looking anyway.

Oh, and of the others? One person looking for potato jokes, somebody
wanting to know how to get their stimulus payment (answer: they’ll
send it to you), and somebody who thinks Elmo loves dark lords.

Aren’t you glad we have the internets?

Sorry, y’all, I’m a little bummed out.

We are almost 500 visits past the magic “50,000″ and nobody sent me an e-mail. Not a soul.

*sniffs*

*sniffs pits*

Oh, I think I can see why. I really need a shower. Sorry bout that. Anyway, if you want a CD, lemme know. Otherwise I’ll just sit and listen to music all by my ownself…

(full wrapup of vacationland posts coming as soon as I remember where we packed my wife’s laptop)