boobs

So, it’s been a while since I’ve written anything remotely meaningful here.

I was wondering about that. I mean, my blog is a little like therapy, and worth every penny. Also, you only get out of it what you put into it. I’m sure I can find another cliche to toss in here if I wanted to.

I started this thing years ago, and to this day my most popular posts are anythign that mention Emma Watson, Texas Cheerleaders, liquor stores, boobs of any kind, and granny sex. See? There’s no accounting for taste.

A new school year is upon us, I now have three kids in school. This, of course, is exciting and challenging, as any of you with school kids already know. There is much to be done on a given day, from homework to bathtime to extracurricular things. The other night I spent 45 minutes braiding my daughter’s hair, trying to give my wife a break (she’s the expert), and of course when my wife saw it by the light of the next morning, it all had to come down.

Since I fret here on occasion about energy issues (we are in a crisis, whether folks want to call it one or not), I thought I’d mention how odd it is that oil prices continue to fall (as of today) in spite of most of the gulf of mexico production remaining idle thanks to Gustav and now Ike. Ike could truly hit hard - the forecasters are saying it could be the worst Texas hurricane (himacane?) in forty years. Unless it isn’t. You know how these things are, so so many variables and unknowns. We’ll just wait and see. Now as for me, personally, the most I’ll see is a bunch of rain (if it follows the predicted track it should go right up the middle of the state, and we’d be on the rainy side). I’m a five hour drive inland from Corpus, on a good day, and three hours up from Galveston, so you can see that the brunt of the storm should be spent before it gets here.

We need the rain.

However, my wife is still ticked at me for not wanting to go to the beach last weekend, and this weekend the weather looks like crap, and if the storm surge is as bad as they predict there may not be much beach left to visit the following weekend.

Time will tell.

As you can see by looking around here, most of my blogging is on twitter, and that’s all well and good, but leaves me leaving a bit fractured. I’m gonna check the magic box on this entry and post a link to this to twitter, too. What the hell.

I’ve been running, trying for three days a week. I wound up at 12 miles in August and so far I’ve got 10 in September, which is a whole lot better than July (2 miles! On the same day!) and hopefully I’ll get close to the 40 miles per month I was logging in June and prior. I’m also doing the hundred pushups program, but I had to step back and do a “prequel” to week 1 since I’m so wimpy.

We need to buy a new printer, since we killed our existing one. I’m torn on trying to get too fancy or just saving money since we’ll break this one in a couple years. We really enjoy having a scanner and the ability to print photos, but in reality we don’t print them much, we can do it at Walgreens about as easily. But they dont’ cost toooo much, and are necessary for homework assignments.

Oh, crap, is my time up already? Oh well. Back to reality.

That number? Is the percentage of people who hit my blog looking for
Emma Watson.

She’s not here. Never has been. Never will be. But you come looking anyway.

Oh, and of the others? One person looking for potato jokes, somebody
wanting to know how to get their stimulus payment (answer: they’ll
send it to you), and somebody who thinks Elmo loves dark lords.

Aren’t you glad we have the internets?

I just wanted to wave hi to the hundreds of visitors from the middle
east and China that are here every day looking for Emma Watson’s tits.

If it weren’t for you, I’d have virtually no visitors at all. It’s
probably a disappointment that I don’t actually have any pictures of
Emma Watson’s boobs (or anyone elses, really) but don’t let that stop
you.

*waves*

Why do mannequins have nipples?

You can thank Genuine for giving me the heads up on this. As 80% of my blog traffic is still people looking for information about Emma Watson (Hermione) and her boobs, phone number, cell phone number, address, favorite candy, etc, here’s something in the news actually about her boobs, at least the ones on a poster.

There’s a poster, and there’s an Imax poster for Harry Potter’s next movie (Imax sounds really cool, I haven’t been to one in fifteen years, but apparently all the cool movies open there, too).

Anyway, the Imax poster looked like Ms. Watson (who of course is underage and is playing someone even younger) had bigger boobs. Now, of course, the studio was saying that somehow an “unauthorized” poster had been loaded to the Imax site, and they’ve corrected the problem.

Here is a animated Gif (if it works right) showing the two posters together.