Oh, what am I thinking? these people are having a rough night.

Okay, it was a rough night for me (and, of course, it’s all about me)
A list:

1. my son got in trouble at school. Don’t know what, yet, but apparently the principal is now involved.
2. My wife is stressed about life in general and this week in particular.
3. We lost our soccer game.
4. Badly.
5. I was goalie in the first half.
6. The first shot on goal hit me in the face and bent my glasses.
7. They were all wonky the rest of the game.
8. I later fell chasing a ball and tripped over another player. I think I bruised or cracked a rib. How can you tell? It hurts, I know that.
9. Upon returning home my wife was twice as stressed as before and every child in the house was crying.
10. I pissed her off worse by saying I wasn’t hungry for dinner (which she had somehow managed to prepare). She went to bed w/the kids, but not before asking me to go to the store.
11. one hour at the wholesale club to get five things.
12. Two things were large and heavy (matresses), and I had to get them out of the car tonite.
13. Did I mention I hurt my ribs?
14. Based on past experience, I can expect my wife to not speak to me for at least a week.
15. Her sister is coming Friday.
16. For two nights.
17. Along with her family of six.
18. I guess a blow job is out of the question.
19. We have one working shower in this house and two toilets.
20. Out of eleven humans in our house this weekend, five are children under the age of six (youngest is one).
21. Bring it on.