crack

In about a week she goes from this to whatever this (NSFW) is. (see here for the full series)

Somebody make it stop! Where’s Tara “I’m so wholesome compared to that” Reid when you need her?

But hey, we’ve all forgotten K-Fed’s alleged sex tape, right?

Any of you who said (or even thought) “This can’t be good” when presented with the thought of Britney and Paris becoming best friends?

You can say “I told you so” now.

(do not click that link if you are at work, or have any sense of decency. You have been warned.)

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No, I wasn’t looking for crack genitalia in the first place. I was looking to see if anybody else had picked up the story yet.

A misdemeanor warrant arrest led to felony drug charges against a Bryan woman when Brazos County jail authorities discovered she was concealing 16 rocks of crack cocaine in her genitalia, officials said.

Kimberly Yvette Oaks was stopped in the 700 block of North Sims Avenue on Tuesday for not wearing a seat belt, according to an officer’s affidavit. When police ran her name through dispatch, warrants showed up for failure to maintain financial responsibility and having expired license plates, authorities said.

Okay, ladies, let this be a lesson to you: If you’re gonna hide crack in your cooter, wear your seat belt. It wouldn’t surprise me if she was yakking on her cell phone at the time.