logical

Jobs that are acceptable on Thanksgiving: air traffic controller soldier police, emt, doctor, nurse grocery store employees gas station attendant wait staff, cooks, and management at many restaurants 5K run coordinator Football player (pro or college) plus thousands of stadium employees and hundreds of sportscasters reporter, news anchor, meteorologist, support staff at hundreds of television […]

Like a pig

Oldies do the sweating Today: 5 miles, 1 hour and ten seconds. Like I was counting. Month: 34.4 miles 6h 46m 57s Year: 468.2 miles 3 days, 21h 22m 52s If any of you, out there in the magical, mythical, world called the “internet,” are married to men who do not sweat? Then count your […]

I got what I deserved

I managed to scrub both toilets, then hear a child screaming outside. Why? They won’t tell me, not with a straight story, anyway. But somehow a can (large) of concentrated frozen orange juice is involved, as the contents were melting on the driveway next to an eight foot long bamboo stick. There was a bicycle […]