At 1:30 this morning I made a list of all of the devices in my house that use Wifi.

For your enjoyment, and alphabetized for your convenience:

1. ipod touch
2. kindle
3. laptop
4. netbook
5. nook
6. printer
7. ps3
8. wii
9. xbox360

Now, why the fuck I was awake at 1:30 would be a different story, but making this mental list I guess finally did the trick because next thing I knew it was 3:15 and the dog was sticking her big wet nose in my back to tell me she needed to go out.

(BTW, the one I couldn’t remember for the longest time was the printer)