It keeps me up at night

At 1:30 this morning I made a list of all of the devices in my house that use Wifi. For your enjoyment, and alphabetized for your convenience: ipod touch kindle laptop netbook nook printer ps3 wii xbox360 Now, why the fuck I was awake at 1:30 would be a different story, but making this mental […]

just a big turkey

I’m sending this from a borrowed laptop on a wifi connection. So we’ll see what happens to it. It’s Friday, almost noon. We had a decent turkey day, as turkey days go, although my family still doesn’t quite function on the same “clock” as my kids. For example, we arrived at my folks around noon, […]

Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…

COMMANDMENT 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. COMMANDMENT 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. COMMANDMENT 3. Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand! COMMANDMENT 4. Married life is very […]