I am tired and cranky.

I have some tired and cranky kids, and a sick wife, and everything (damn near anything) is getting on my nerves and pissing me off.

And Barney is on, a DVD that my daughter has seen enough to actually talk along with it, all of the parts, not just the songs.

That itsy bitsy spider? Can just bite me.

Oh, joy, my son just trashed the kitchen again, after I just cleaned up after dinner. See, everything is getting on my nerves.

Gah.