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Ugh

July 14, 2008 in Personal by Ben

I am tired and cranky.

I have some tired and cranky kids, and a sick wife, and everything (damn near anything) is getting on my nerves and pissing me off.

And Barney is on, a DVD that my daughter has seen enough to actually talk along with it, all of the parts, not just the songs.

That itsy bitsy spider? Can just bite me.

Oh, joy, my son just trashed the kitchen again, after I just cleaned up after dinner. See, everything is getting on my nerves.

Gah.

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we like variety

March 16, 2008 in Personal by Ben

In our house at the moment:

“Annie” is playing on the vcr in the boys room, accompanied by a thomas tank train set on the floor (bzzzzzz) and a Transformers helmet that makes your voice sound like optimus prime.

Barney (Treehouse season) is on in the family room.

I’m at the computer, trying to figure out how the hell we owe so much money to creditors and what to do about it. Also today filing taxes electronically (the govt is giving me $100 of my own money back, yippee).

Oh, Barney is singing the song about bringing home a baby bumblebee, but they don’t squish it when it stings them. Wimps.

It’s a hard knock life.

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Not a big Smallville fan

May 9, 2007 in Kids by Ben | 1 comment

Not a big Smallville fan“Puleeeze can we watch Barney now?”

Not a big Smallville fan

Originally uploaded by silly old bear.

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How to quickly make daddy crazy

August 31, 2006 in Kids, Tivo by Ben | 6 comments

I’m home with a sick child, who of course isn’t acting very sick.

She is showing off her mad skillz by putting on a Barney tape in her bedroom and putting Barney on Tivo in the family room (which are something like ten feet away from each other)

It’s like listening to somebody sing “Row your Boat” in rounds. Deliberately out of sync. While stepping on Baby Bop.

At least the freakin’ Hokey Pokey Elmo has fallen into a low-battery induced coma…

;)

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