Peter Cook, paraphrased:

‘I”m really sorry I stuck my dick in a girl thirty years younger than
me, but hey, I got a couple million dollars and look at how hot my new
girlfriend is. Suck it, Christie.’

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/07/12/2008-07-12_no_regrets_but_next_time_a_brunette_says.html