I am so fucking sick of hearing about Roger Clemens.

Who, really, gives a shit anymore?

There are two options: he did or he didn’t.

Option 1: he didn’t. But his trainer says he did.

Option 2: he did. But his trainer also says he did.

Either way, I don’t give a flying fuck anymore. Did I ever have to hit one of his fast balls? No. Do the thousands of dead Iraqis that we’ve “liberated” ever have to hit one of his fast balls? Fuck no. What about the millions of Americans living in poverty, or who are about to lose their jobs or their homes? Think they are glued to their televisions, debating over which asshole is telling the whole truth?

Our economy is going to shit, China pretty much owns our ass financially and every other way, the world has run out of cheap energy, and all our congress critters can come up with to do is argue about “did he or didn’t he?”

Give me a break. Congress? Do your jobs. Quit protecting us from millionaires with big egos that are worried their sports wear line will not sell as well because of some book. Do something important. Work for America, not the cameras. Let’s actually do something worthwhile for a change, asshats. You’ve had your fun, now shut the hell up.

Update: something else that is more important (and will potentially waste more money) than Roger Dodger.