Dear Congress:

If you’re done harassing has-been baseball players and their trainers, perhaps you’d like to explain (and use little words, please) just what the fuck is going on with Wall Street and why we feel it necessary that the US Taxpayers should bail the rich asshats out? Thanks.

the rich get richer

I don’t give a shit what the Fed does with the interest rate, or that the Dow goes nuts as a result. You can make it zero percent, and Discover will still charge me 21% for the gas I bought on credit because I couldn’t wait until payday. I’m thinking more of America is like […]

On the other hand

I am so fucking sick of hearing about Roger Clemens. Who, really, gives a shit anymore? There are two options: he did or he didn’t. Option 1: he didn’t. But his trainer says he did. Option 2: he did. But his trainer also says he did. Either way, I don’t give a flying fuck anymore. […]