asshat

So today, I got to be an asshat, a jerk, impatient, and a lousy father/husband. Yeah, I sure know how to pack my schedule.

Wonder what tomorrow will bring?

I can’t piss everyone in my family off (already crossed that off the list today). Maybe I can start with the neighbors?

Well, that went well.

If by “well,” I meant “I fucking blew up and screamed at my kids not twenty minutes after hitting publish.”

I was horrible. There is no excuse. I honestly, truly do not deserve such a fine family, and they would be much better off without me. That is not an exaggeration.

So, how was your weekend?