Well, the overwhelming response to my last post tells me y’all like to hear about sex.

Did you know, that for every 35 pounds lost, a man gains an inch of Penis length?

(It must be true, I heard it on Oprah. Something to do with fat deposits or something or other. Oh, yeah, if you have 200 orgasms a year, you’ll increase your life expectancy. And now that I’ve used Oprah and Penis in the same blog post? Hello, googlers! All we need is boobs and we’ll have a trifecta).

The good news? I’ve now lost 37 pounds on my weight loss program.

The better news? I have another 70 to go (at least) to get to where my appropriate weight is for my height and build.

Now all we need is a little time to play Hop on Pop to put this theory to the test…