True love
And if that didn’t make you laugh, how about “Being a grown up with a penis is a fucked up thing.”
Tag: penis
hazards of installing the baby monitor backwards
Too funny: You know, parenthood can be spectacularly unsexy. Now, I’m sure there are people who would vehemently disagree with me on that statement — possibly while gesturing to the Sybian lurking in their hall closet, ready to erupt into full 120 RPM power as soon as the kids go down for their afternoon nap […]
Can’t touch this
Birds. Bees. How about giant squid? I cannot beat their headline, either. Weird sex: Giant squid do it deeper “But males get round their inferior size by being endowed with a particularly long penis, which means they can inject the female without having to get too close to her chomping beak. The male’s sexual organ […]