Oprah

Well, the overwhelming response to my last post tells me y’all like to hear about sex.

Did you know, that for every 35 pounds lost, a man gains an inch of Penis length?

(It must be true, I heard it on Oprah. Something to do with fat deposits or something or other. Oh, yeah, if you have 200 orgasms a year, you’ll increase your life expectancy. And now that I’ve used Oprah and Penis in the same blog post? Hello, googlers! All we need is boobs and we’ll have a trifecta).

The good news? I’ve now lost 37 pounds on my weight loss program.

The better news? I have another 70 to go (at least) to get to where my appropriate weight is for my height and build.

Now all we need is a little time to play Hop on Pop to put this theory to the test…

That’s what I call the Oprah magazine. Cuz, it has a big “O” on the cover.

October cover stories:

• the comforts of sex a whole new way to look at pleasure
• An O survey - can women really keep casual sex casual?
• Dr. Phil - how do you ask for the sex you want?
• 14 really good answers to sex questions you’ll be glad somebody else asked
• couples - fall back in love
• Barbara Walters - Oprah talks to the real woman

I was ok till I got to the last one.

And yes, this is sitting in our bathroom, teasing me that I don’t have sex anymore. “Regaining my virginity” would be the category if blogger allowed categories…

According to a spokeswomen for Harpo Productions Inc., Oprah’s company, the recipients must pay a tax on the winnings, just like any prize.

For a brand new Pontiac G-Six, the model given away on the show, the sticker price is $28,500. The $28,500 would need to be claimed as income so, depending on the individuals tax bracket, the tax could be as high as $7,000.

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Now, if Oprah is as generous as everyone said after “giving” these 270 people a new car, perhaps she can find it in her heart to pay their income tax?

Or would they have to pay tax on it if she did?

Catch-22?