Escape to Witch Mountain

Today has been a really shit day, one for the record books, and I’m ready to just hide under the covers and wait for a different week to happen. And it’s barely noon. To paraphrase the Walgreens ads, I’m at the corner of “what the fuck” and “fuck my life.” I don’t think Walgreens sells […]

It can only get better

Well, the overwhelming response to my last post tells me y’all like to hear about sex. Did you know, that for every 35 pounds lost, a man gains an inch of Penis length? (It must be true, I heard it on Oprah. Something to do with fat deposits or something or other. Oh, yeah, if […]