I’m anything but not helpful

Okay, you’re scrambling at the last minute – you’ve got your supplies (alcohol, crack, whatever keeps you going) – but you can’t remember where you found the rules for the State of the Union Drinking Game.

Well, they’re right here.

example:

Chug your beer or down your wine or do two shots when:

  • Audible boos regarding Iraq.
  • Audible boos regarding taxes on health care benefits.
  • Audible “fuck you!” from House side.
  • Fox cuts to Harry Reid playing pocket pool.

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