1. Audition :: done in the auditorium
2. Urgent :: what 100 emails a day tell me about pills designed for penis enlargement
3. Lunch :: comes after “brunch” and before “cocktail hour”
4. Adult :: matinee!
5. Mug :: of coffee
6. Awful :: how I feel without a mug of coffee
7. Comics :: used to be funnier, I think, back when I was a kid
8. Damage :: control. Pretty much what politicians do 90% of the time (the other 10% they are actually causing the damage)
9. Kicks :: are for kids!
10. Experience :: Are you?

Wanna play along?