A guy is at a nightclub. His bowels start to grumble and can feel a huge fart coming on. He heads for the toilets, but there is a line of people already waiting. He is getting desperate and would be very embarrased if other people heard him passing wind. Then he notices a lady with her poodle, and thinks “if I sit near the dog and fart, people will think the dog did it”.

He races over near the dog, and lets out a beauty.

The lady says “Fido!!”.

The guy thinks “Yes…this is working!”, and lets out another fart.

The lady repeats “FIDO!!!!”.

The guy thinks “What an idea, no one will know it was me,” and lets out another fart.

The lady screams “FIDO!!!!!! Come here before he shits on you!”

For my buddy Y, who may be feeling crappy but can still appreciate a good fart joke.