Scene 1: I’m sitting on the toilet, it’s 5:00 AM. No lights, trying not to disturb anyone who is sleeping. I fart.** The dog comes running in from the other half of the house, acting like she hasn’t seen me in months and OH MY GOD HERE YOU ARE! Scene 2: Sitting at breakfast, and […]
running Today: 3 miles, 36:23 MTD: 57.0 miles Time: 11h 33m 47s YTD: 386.4 miles Time: 3 days, 5h 01m 00s Mental jukebox: Knock Three Times (on the ceiling if you want me) Probably because I was running… before dawn. We saw Blood and Chocolate the other day, which was surprisingly good, for a werewolf […]
A guy is at a nightclub. His bowels start to grumble and can feel a huge fart coming on. He heads for the toilets, but there is a line of people already waiting. He is getting desperate and would be very embarrased if other people heard him passing wind. Then he notices a lady with […]