I’m starting to depress even myself with my posts. Here’s a joke from my mom:

Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila.”

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Pedro looked up again and said “Never mind. I found one.”

Also, headlines from this weeks Onion:

Katrina: White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters
Unmissable headlines from today’s Onion: “Government Relief Workers Mosey In To Help,” “Louisiana National Guard Offers Help By Phone From Iraq” “Refugees Moved From Sewage-Contaminated Superdome To Hellhole Of Houston,” and “Bush Urges Victims To Gnaw On Bootstraps For Sustenance.”

(thanks to Boing Boing for the summary!)