So fucking awesome. (yes, I may have a little crush on Haley) I’m going to Wichita Far from this opera for evermore I’m gonna work the straw Make the sweat drip out of every pore And I’m bleeding, and I’m bleeding, and I’m bleeding Right before the lord All the words are gonna bleed from […]
I decided to watch an instructional video and now I’m laughing too hard. There is some excellent advice here. (did anyone watch the old USA network Up All Night summer stuff? Sweating Bullets and the like? Good times. That was back when I had a 12 inch TV and thought that was the coolest thing […]
Morning conversations with my kids are starting to remind me of Monty Python skits: Child: “It’s freezing, I’m going go put on three sweatshirts.” Me: “It’s not cold.” Child: “What did you just say?” Me: “It’s sixty-eight. It’s not cold.” Child: “Well, it feels cold to ME. Can we light a fire?” Me: “It’s not […]