• Friday night the boys wanted seperate time, so one went to gymnastics and one to a drop in day care.
• My daughter has refused to put on a shirt this morning. As cute as she is at the moment, this may become a problem in high school.
• We won our soccer game yesterday on a last second goal. Kicked by my son. I’m trying to not let it go to my head. Damn he can play ball.
• We have a serious crisis w/r/t the same boy; who is having major problems at school right now. Behavioral issues that may or may not be related to ADD and other emotional things. I still regret that kids don’t come with instruction manuals.
• My DVD burner is still flipping out, but the guy from India (or pakistan or wherever) that was on chat yesterday actually gave me useful information. Kinda. I need to go waste another DVD to find out if it really is working or not. And even if it is the software I purchased for $60 doesn’t work with it, and they are not responding to my demands for a refund.
• My dog snores.
• Every now and then the kids are so nice to each other I want to cry.
• To see if you’re still reading, I was also abducted by aliens and probed anally.
• Red Clover inspired me to say that. No, she has not probed me anally.
• We have eleventy hundred balls in the garage. Soccer. Basketball. Baseballs. Tennis Balls. Golf balls.
• The boys always want the same ball. Right now it is an Old Navy volleyball. Grey and black.
• The baby just walked by with a bottle of Clorox spray. Is that a hint? (Still topless, btw)
• I have one pint of Ben and Jerry’s in the freezer, and I’ve sworn that will be my last one till the end of the month.
• May 11 will be a great day. Mark it down.
• Topless baby + a green marker = modern art?
• Time to go. More rambling later. If I hear “I’m bored” one more time, somebody’s gonna get hurt.