In the movies and maybe sometimes for real, the curious reporter asks for the documents and finally (after defeating aliens or something equally fun) gets the report only to find out that everything other than a few prepositions is blacked out. That’s why I don’t write much here anymore. Because I’m really a spy. No, […]
At the risk of alienating anyone who might still read this, here’s another thrilling glimpse into my mind. I woke up in the middle of the night thinking about this show: And now I can’t get the song out of my head.
I sometimes say that my life is like a Lifetime movie. Which is a strange thing for me to say, because I really don’t watch many Lifetime movies. Not all the way through, at least. But it sure seems like I’m in one. I’m usually busy watching zombie movies, or aliens, or football. Or maybe […]