I have been requested to do this by two differentbloggers, under threat of painful death (as opposed to something pleasant) so here it is:

The Three Things Meme
Three names you go by:
Ben
Asshole
‘hey, you’

Three screennames you have:
oldsillybear
island_man270
a secret one which if revealed would jeapordize the location of the Batcave. oops.

Three things you like about yourself:
um…
I’m still thinking…
my ability to laugh, usually.

Three things you hate/dislike about yourself:
My looks
My temper
my weight

Three parts of your heritage:
Irish
German
I’m sure there’s some more mixed in there

Three things that scare you:
Global Thermonuclear War
Cancer
Being alone

Three of your everyday essentials:
Coffee
Coffee
Coffee

Three things you are wearing right now:
Sweater (cuz it’s freakin’ cold here!)
Shoes
Glasses
(nice mental image there, huh? Yes, I’m wearing pants too, but they only asked for THREE)

Three of your favorite bands/artists (at the moment):
Jack Ingram
Will Kimbrough
Queen

Three of your favorite songs at present:
Work this out (Ingram)
I want out (Kimbrough)
Mustang Burn (Ingram)

Three things you want to try in the next 12 months:
re-connect
lose weight
take a vacation

Three things you want in a relationship (love is a given):
Respect
Honesty
Sense of humor

Two truths and a lie:
I’m six foot tall
I’m a good person
I like Ben and Jerry’s

Three physical things about the opposite (or same) that appeals to you:
Hair
Dark Eyes (brown is the bestest)
Curves

Three things you just can’t do:
Dance
Install XP on my computer at home
Sing (just ask my family)

Three of your favorite hobbies:
Taking pictures
Blogging
riding bikes

Three things you want to do really badly right now:
Sleep
find some fresh coffee
indoor sports

Three careers you’re considering:
Late night drive through window attendant
bookkeeper
Iraqi construction worker

Three places you want to go on vacation:
Maui
London
Aruba

Three kids names:
Brandon
Emma
Jack

Three things you want to do before you die:
Skydiving
Snow skiing
See my kids happy and successful

Three people who have to take this quiz now or die a slow orgasmic death:
Busy Mom
Katie
Mir