There is no way I can compete with the likes of half naked Thursday, so I’m not even going to try. So here’s my lame-o Q&A for today:

Q: How many steps is it from your desk to the men’s room?
A: 44.

A: Ask me why I know this.
Q: Do I really want to know?

crickets chirping

Q: You’ve been eating raisins again, haven’t you.
A: I can’t help it! They are a healthy and nutritious fruit snack!

Q: I really didn’t need to know this.
A: Well, too bad. It’s my blog and I’ve got nothing else to talk about at the moment. So thbbbt! If there were better questions, I might answer them!