“I got better.”
Thanks, everyone, for the kind words after my lame-o post this afternoon. I went out and found some “Shock the Chunky Monkey,” which is a new Ben and Jerry’s flavor with little chunks of chocolate-coated Prozac, swirls of caramel, and banana ice cream. It’s da bomb!
Seriously, folks, if I had some Ben and Jerry’s I’d be eating it with two hands and unnabll two tiiiype.
Heh.
Oh, and I might be depressed! Lookie what I found:
The symptoms of depression include:
- lowered mood, feelings of sadness or emptiness
- changes in sleep
Depressed people may have difficulty falling asleep and typically wake up in the middle of the night and have difficulty resuming sleep. Depressed people may also find they wake early in the morning and can’t resume sleep. Other depressed people find that they are sleeper longer than is usual for them at night or that they are having increased sleep during the daytime. - marked increase or decrease in appetite and associated weight loss or weight gain
- thoughts of self harm or suicide
- decreased motivation
- lack of energy
- thoughts of uselessness, worthlessness, hopelessness or inappropriate guilt
- feeling agitated or slowed down
- poor concentration and memory and difficulty making decisions
- decreased enjoyment of or loss of interest in activities previously found pleasurable or important such as work, hobbies, sport
And seeing as how I’m pretty much 10 for 10 my quarterback rating is now 3.6 RBI. That means I may already be a winner, and your mileage may vary. Void where prohibited.