From Mommyblog and from lots of places before that.
It’s the weekend, which means it’s time for a stupid-ass meta-post about blogging.
This one is fairly interesting, actually. I pilfered it from ASB, who swiped it from Andie, who swiped it from Big Dick, who stole it from someone whose blog I’m too lazy to find.
1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog?
I couldn’t look hot unless I was actually on fire. Unless you mean sweaty, which happens a lot since the A/C in the car is almost as old as I am or I’m on my bicycle.
2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered?
What photos?
3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks email you?
I like it when ANYBODY e-mails me. So far I have seventy-four offers to increase the size of my tits. And some great pharmaceutical offers.
4. Do you lie in your blog?
Defends on what your definition of “is” is. Or not.
5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog?
Maybe. I might have to check my dictionary on that one.
6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop?
Nah.
7. Are you in therapy? If not, should you be? If so, is it helping?
I should be.
8. Do you delete mean comments? Do you fake nice ones?
Nope.
9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog? How about after?
No, not really. If you saw where my computer was in relation to the front window you’d know it’s not really a wise choice (even if I wanted to)
10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less?
They’d probably agree with everyone else that I’m a piece of work.
11. Do you have a job?
For now…
12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it?
Sure.
13. Which blogger do you want to meet in real life?
Hmmm…
14. Which bloggers have you made out with?
Nada.
15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have?
I act like I’m not living paycheck to paycheck, yes.
16. Does your family read your blog?
No, I doubt it, since nobody else really does…
17. How old is your blog?
One month, or less. Every day it gets older, so it depends on when you read this.
18. Do you get more than 1000 page views per day? Do you care?
No, nay, never!
19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar?
Ahem. This is my other secret blog! Except for the “other” part.
20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing?
No.
21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes?
That’s funny. You should do late night.
22. Is blogging narcissistic?
Now, where is that dictionary again?
23. Do you feel guilty when you don’t post for a long time?
No, not really.
24. Do you like John Mayer?
John Mayall – yes. Mayer I don’t know.
25. Do you have enemies?
Not that I know of. Are you trying to tell me something?
26. Are you lonely?
Like the Maytag repairman.
27. Why bother?
Why not?