Cat:

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

Wanna go outside.
Oh, crap! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
Claws are not that sharp.

Dog:

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.

The cat is not all
Bad. She fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much as I do.