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Cat ‘ku

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The dog wags his tail,
Seeking approval. See mine?
Different message.


My brain: walnut-sized.
Yours: largest among primates.
Yet, who leaves for work?


Most problems can be
Ignored. The more difficult
Ones can be slept through.


My affection is conditional.
Don’t stand up,
It’s your lap I love.


There’s no dignity
In being sick - which is why
I don’t tell you where.


Seeking solitude
I am locked in the closet.
For once I need you.


Tiny can, dumped in
Plastic bowl. Presentation,
One star; service: none.


Am I in your way?
You seem to have it backwards:
This pillow’s taken.

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Redneck Haiku

Inspired (again) by Genuine, here’s something y’all might like:

BEAUTY
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps

REMORSE
A painful sadness
Can’t fit big screen TV through
Double-wide’s front door

OPTIONS
Unemployment’s out
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability

BLAZE
Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne’s been playing with
Gasoline again

EXUBERANCE
Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil

ALONE
Seeking solitude
Carl’s ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order

OFFERINGS
Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert

DEPRIVED
In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants ‘rassling doll
Mama whups his ass

DESIRE
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
you are my cousin

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Haiku

Cat:

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

Wanna go outside.
Oh, crap! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
Claws are not that sharp.

Dog:

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.

The cat is not all
Bad. She fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much as I do.