Cat ‘ku

Sent to me via e-mail: The dog wags his tail, Seeking approval. See mine? Different message. My brain: walnut-sized. Yours: largest among primates. Yet, who leaves for work? Most problems can be Ignored. The more difficult Ones can be slept through. My affection is conditional. Don’t stand up, It’s your lap I love. There’s no […]

Redneck Haiku

Inspired (again) by Genuine, here’s something y’all might like: BEAUTY Naked in repose Silvery silhouette girls Adorn my mudflaps REMORSE A painful sadness Can’t fit big screen TV through Double-wide’s front door OPTIONS Unemployment’s out Hey, maybe I can get on Disability BLAZE Distant siren screams Dumb-ass Verne’s been playing with Gasoline again EXUBERANCE Joyous, […]

Haiku

Cat: You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. Wanna go outside. Oh, crap! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside! Humans are so strange. Mine lies still in bed, then screams Claws are not that sharp. Dog: I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be. […]