Would this be nucyular science?

In the right conditions one bacterium can multiply to more than four million in just eight hours. This can make them up to 200 times more infested that a lavatory seat.

I’m loving this idea and will start today. Why didn’t I do this before? Nuke your sponges for two minutes. Four minutes if you’re really worried. It’ll kill damn near anything. The test was using untreated sewage…

Warning: people have been setting sponges and such on fire. Don’t do that. Use some sense and keep an eye on things, and wet the damn things first (microwaves cook water, not solids so much).

The results were unambiguous. Two minutes of microwaving on full power mode killed or inactivated more than 99 per cent of all the living pathogens in the sponges and pads.

Read the article on why you should microwave sponges and dishcloths and stuff.

I’m anything but not helpful

Okay, you’re scrambling at the last minute – you’ve got your supplies (alcohol, crack, whatever keeps you going) – but you can’t remember where you found the rules for the State of the Union Drinking Game.

Well, they’re right here.

example:

Chug your beer or down your wine or do two shots when:

  • Audible boos regarding Iraq.
  • Audible boos regarding taxes on health care benefits.
  • Audible “fuck you!” from House side.
  • Fox cuts to Harry Reid playing pocket pool.