I know how to get my money’s worth

So I visit the dentist, and in between his exclamations of “gosh,” “oh dear,” “clear my schedule,” and the occasional “oops,” I got to see:

the last part of The Early Good Today Morning Show,

all of Rachael Ray,

and a bit of the Price is Right.

All for just several hundred dollars! Go me!

(it wasn’t all bad, the girl handling the suction hose thingy had the most beautiful brown eyes. I could look at them all day. If I was wearing my glasses, that is.)