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May 2008 (13)
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April 2008 (63)
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30: Jukebox hero? (0)
30: Running for Mayor of Dullsville (1)
28: skating away on the thin ice of a new day (4)
28: Oily residue (0)
25: In the land before VCR’s (2)
25: about that bridge… (2)
25: the fat man is down the road (1)
24: If it swims like a duck (0)
23: If it quacks like a duck (4)
23: I’m so.. (1)
23: I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do (0)
21: Ricky Raccoon (0)
21: WTF? (2)
21: me in a nutshell (1)
20: Note to self: (0)
18: Sorry, I’ve gotta run (0)
18: Think fast! (4)
17: 63.2% (2)
17: do one thing every day that scares you (3)
16: again with the images (1)
16: testing. One. two. (1)
16: More Movie Madness (2)
15: Maybe not.. (1)
15: if (0)
14: Your son (0)
14: A day late, dollar short (0)
14: Um, we need to talk. (0)
13: Kids (0)
11: Prom flashback (4)
10: The stars at night (2)
10: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! (0)
10: Netflix sure knows me (0)
09: Getting naked with strangers (0)
09: Sprung (0)
09: Mythical creatures (0)
08: Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day (0)
08: Movie season is about to start! (2)
08: Don’t know if I’ve got the strength to take it (0)
07: Pasties (3)
07: And to us the spoils (0)
07: Fahrenheit 212 (0)
06: Dancin’ by the Nile (0)
06: Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape! (0)
05: I know what boys like (0)
04: Good thing I don’t procrastinate (2)
04: more whining about wordpress 2.5 (0)
04: curiosity (1)
04: Whistle while you work (0)
04: Fun fitness Phenomenon (0)
03: How do I receive my stimulus payment? (1)
03: Faster than fast (0)
02: can you see me now? (1)
02: testing image stuff (0)
02: 47 mpg plates (0)
02: Can I remember now (0)
02: Memory, exhausted (2)
02: Will! (0)
02: First impressions might be important (1)
02: like a sheep (0)
01: Dood (0)
01: Okay, I don’t have diapers, but still.. (0)
01: Guys like to blow shit up (0)
01: I’m sure I’ll be saying this a lot (1)

March 2008 (39)
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February 2008 (29)
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29: pop quiz! (1)
29: follow the money (0)
28: Neenex battle of the sexes (0)
28: run on, sentences (1)
25: tasty travels (0)
23: shop till you drop (0)
23: Of Mice and Menus* (0)
23: not googlephonic, though (3)
20: Oh. So. True. (1)
17: conundrum (2)
17: muttering without football (1)
15: On the other hand (0)
15: Do you love me? (0)
12: all dogs go to jail (1)
11: suddenly: hungry (1)
10: don’t hate me because I’m hot (3)
10: Nights in White Satin, muttering to the end… (1)
09: easy way to piss me off (1)
08: Hand-held entry (0)
06: Stuff from my in box (0)
06: Sha la la la la la la la la la la ti da (1)
06: little (0)
05: half-assed Super Tuesday (2)
04: did anybody catch that flying pig? (2)
03: muttering about women and taxes (0)
02: riding off into the mindset (0)
02: Readers are an illusion. Weekend readers doubly so. (1)
01: What it is (1)
01: I brought my pencil! (0)

January 2008 (32)
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30: a mental image I could do without (3)
29: Is that so wrong? (2)
29: too much (0)
29: A good time not to sing along with the headphones (0)
28: What I learned from the apocalypse speech (1)
27: Sometimes it’s not really unconscious (0)
27: ‘I need a cigarette.’ (1)
25: not a moment too soon (1)
22: a new kind of torture (0)
22: Jesus just left Chicago (2)
22: time I let you in (0)
21: count down. (1)
19: Like dracula, with the counting (0)
18: 2 for 2 (0)
18: It would be funny if it didn’t hurt so much (1)
17: It’s drivin’ me mad (0)
17: but I’m running behind (0)
17: Damn (0)
16: Quit procrastinating (0)
15: But I can’t take my own advice (1)
15: American Woman (0)
14: Sluts and roller coasters (0)
12: good with the very bad (1)
11: 3486 (3)
09: Some days (0)
08: It doesn’t matter where you’ve been (0)
08: Daring (0)
07: Anybody know the Heimlich? (0)
05: what’s it called? (1)
05: no excuse (1)
04: conversations in my head (1)
03: I understood there would be no fuzzy math (0)

December 2007 (41)
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31: did you know “sloth” rhymes with “oath?” (0)
30: a couple of distractions (0)
27: Jimi’s mom had to listen to this, too (0)
27: sudden loss (0)
25: Happy Happy Christmas Christmas (1)
24: it starts with “a” (0)
24: Our kind of Christmas (1)
23: I sprang from the bed to see what’s the mutter (0)
23: quacked (0)
22: question of the day (0)
22: I can’t quite keep up with the holidays (0)
21: Handy holiday shopping tip (0)
19: you can humbug along at home, if you like (0)
19: a glimpse of the near future (0)
17: I’m just old (0)
15: Smells like heaven (1)
15: why not? (0)
14: I really don’t deserve her (2)
12: 10 (0)
12: is this one of those fish / bicycle things? (1)
11: Spam. A lot. (0)
11: Jingle this (1)
10: the middle aged and the old and the young and the restless (3)
09: Mutter-in-law (0)
08: to whom it may concern (2)
08: The Truth (0)
08: musings from the home front (2)
07: Qu’est-ce que c’est (1)
07: Got a minute? (0)
06: the sit-coms pretty much have it right (1)
06: under. stated. (1)
06: Mama Miffy! (2)
05: Still tired, thanks (0)
05: favorite commercial of the day (0)
04: enough of my bitchin’ (0)
03: I’m not there yet. (1)
03: tacky joke of the day (2)
03: don’t get Miffy with me, young man (2)
02: mutter side (0)
01: hiro (0)
01: Why? What are we doing tomorrow night? (0)

November 2007 (46)
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30: great moments in family togetherness (0)
30: don’t forget your homework (0)
30: music therapy (0)
29: neener neener (1)
29: the sun is the same in a relative way (1)
29: coming to the table (1)
29: what he said. (0)
28: does Tivo make it better? (2)
28: We’ve got a thang (0)
27: trying to keep my sense of humerus (0)
26: you break it, you buy it (2)
25: just pretend I’m a penguin (3)
25: What’s the mutter? (0)
23: All you need. (0)
22: When it all falls down (1)
21: This is SO not about thanksgiving (0)
21: dad of the year, reason #458 (1)
21: Dear CNN: (0)
20: insert witty title here (3)
20: and you thought YOUR life was exciting (2)
20: Rock Paper Scissors with earworms (0)
18: why January might be cool (1)
15: an old ditty from four west (0)
14: Superstitious mind is haunting me (1)
13: We’re number one! We’re number one! (1)
13: Who’s on Third? (0)
13: this may be true, but it doesn’t always help (0)
12: In time, in time, in time (1)
11: Muttering about having a stroke. Or two. (1)
11: no woman, no cry (0)
10: Growing (0)
10: You’ve got male (0)
09: I have to push the pram a lot. (0)
08: duh (0)
08: and the hammers batter down your door* (2)
07: too damn busy. (1)
07: this works on many levels (0)
06: a way out quote (0)
05: the wa-aiting is the hardest part (3)
05: makes me tap my foot (0)
04: Miss ya, Bill. (0)
04: it just doesn’t mutter (3)
03: So, why aren’t they asking for $40 billion more for education? (1)
02: making an IED* (2)
01: Your mileage may vary (2)
01: Why I love the Pink (1)

October 2007 (25)
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31: No fear. (0)
30: My self importance is a god forsaken bore (4)
29: Promise me something (0)
29: Let’s push the ‘mwah mwah mwah’ post down a bit, shall we? (5)
28: frustration (2)
26: radio (3)
18: a nice despair (10)
08: Fork it. (1)
07: my head just might asplode (3)
07: Mutt, Mutt! (2)
07: Casual sex - not so free (0)
06: Oh, how they tease me so (1)
06: Armadillo by morning (0)
05: R u ready ? (0)
05: Pushing the boobies aside for a moment (0)
05: Save the boobies! (collect the entire set) (1)
04: This is important, dammit. (1)
04: like a chipmunk. A fat chipmunk. (0)
03: Hollywood (0)
03: this should surprise nobody (1)
02: She wasn’t kidding (0)
02: Yeah, what he said (1)
02: Captain Obvious (0)
01: spinning (0)
01: I don’t listen (1)

September 2007 (45)
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30: Cannes of Bean’s* (0)
29: the post that might be about soccer moms (1)
29: So (0)
28: post lunch rambling post (0)
27: I can gaze at your thighs forever (3)
27: Yes, it’s still ‘extremely rare.’ (0)
26: Any questions? (4)
26: green meanies and other ramblings (3)
24: the Dark Side of kid’s soccer (3)
24: if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need (1)
23: Ooey Gooey muttering (5)
22: She learned from me. (1)
22: the popcorn rally (1)
22: we wouldn’t have to walk to the store (0)
21: Viva Friday (0)
20: how can this not make you sick? (0)
20: silly old yeller (5)
19: falling down on their (scary) job (0)
18: wake up, sleepyhead (2)
17: ya snooze, ya loose (1)
17: late summer (0)
16: I forgot to title this post. (0)
14: I’m exhausted (0)
14: weekend homework assignment (3)
14: not sure what to believe anymore (0)
13: Morning people (1)
10: think her mom is a biologist? (1)
09: New levitra commercial coming soon (1)
09: I’m gonna be the man who wakes up next to you (1)
09: hello mutter, hello fatter (2)
07: why? (3)
06: Danger (11)
06: nuts (2)
05: When the Pirates malfunctions, the pirates don’t eat the tourists (1)
05: I suppose it’s good for me (2)
04: Standing back (0)
04: known for their psychedelics and flying pigs (2)
03: what does ‘classic’ mean anymore? (2)
03: Come on and let me know… (3)
03: I say: why not? (3)
03: mutter matters (0)
03: kisses are sweeter than whine (2)
02: a world of contrasts (0)
01: Sock it to me (1)
01: true lies (2)

August 2007 (50)
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31: Wiggly party (2)
31: Breaking! (1)
31: When a thousand words would just be overkill (1)
30: This silver lining has a great back-beat (2)
30: more than one meaning (1)
29: Steve Austin officially outdated (1)
29: thanks in advance (3)
28: ‘figures. (1)
28: that’s a mother buckin’ mare (1)
27: Future perfect? (2)
27: a few things (1)
26: but not a real green dress, that’s cruel (2)
24: Hope you brought a fork. (1)
24: Just trying to help (1)
24: My kingdom! My kingdom for a (primary) composition book! (0)
24: Like a pig (1)
23: Thanks for doing your part in making a farce of our ‘justice’ system (0)
23: crotchety (3)
23: Summer’s end (4)
22: Dear AT and freakin’ T (2)
22: So effing hot. (2)
21: tempting fate (1)
20: Almost made it (1)
20: and tired (1)
20: such a great SAHD (0)
20: that’s gotta hurt (0)
19: (clap) (clap) n g o… (0)
18: and to think… (0)
17: Back to high school? (2)
17: another black box moment (2)
17: just because - why not? (2)
16: Storm front (3)
15: you can tune a piano… (1)
15: I gotta say this: (2)
15: don’t know much about history (0)
14: truer words were never spoken (0)
14: Anticipa_ation (1)
14: oldies, sweating to them. Again. (4)
13: It figures (4)
13: Wanna bet? (0)
13: I kid you not (2)
13: How old do I feel? Let me count the ways. (1)
12: everybody’s muttering for the weekend (2)
09: everyone’s a critic (2)
06: muttering a little late this week (1)
06: The Underdog Ultimatum (4)
05: Five is enough (0)
03: I dreamed I was blogging last night (0)
02: You got your random in my peanut butter! (1)
02: better than yesterday (0)

July 2007 (50)
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31: More watery fun (3)
30: fun and games (2)
30: one of these blogs is not like the others (7)
29: Muttering ’bout my generation (3)
28: Ain’t nobody’s business, if I do (0)
26: pick up the tempo (1)
25: to no one in particular (0)
25: snack time (0)
23: okay, I procrastinate. That’s one… (
22: Muttering again (3)
22: Sunday (sunday sunday…) (1)
21: Wizards recap (2)
21: Unrelated things (1)
21: what dreams may come (2)
20: Um… (0)
20: Wizard Widower (5)
20: Totally fake Harry Potter plots (1)
18: which one are you (4)
17: Special special forces (0)
17: Kids these days (1)
16: Now, how did THIS happen? (0)
16: oh, hell yes (1)
16: When size matters (5)
16: Smile (1)
15: randomitis (1)
15: muttering (0)
14: I got what I deserved (1)
14: well, the rain stopped, for now (0)
14: rainy day blues (1)
11: Gut, meet reaction (2)
11: Speaking of marriage… (2)
11: 3225 (0)
10: perceptive (1)
09: and the Van Drove On (0)
09: negotiations have broken down, again. (0)
09: my new see food diet (2)
09: Tropical things (0)
09: Like sprite, but not as fizzy (0)
09: it’s been three hours and they are driving me nuts (0)
09: I don’t even know where to start (0)
08: Unconscious mutterings, week 231 (0)
08: finalmente a casa (0)
08: Fun (3)
07: New orleans (0)
06: Souvenir city (1)
05: Museum (3)
04: Paradise? (0)
03: Almost the fourth (0)
03: quickie (4)
02: Ran too far (1)

June 2007 (59)
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30: Made it (0)
30: Streetcar (1)
29: Seven bucks (1)
29: We’re off! (0)
28: Can she still do it? (0)
28: Brain farts (3)
28: High tech (1)
27: running in the swamp (3)
27: Oh, say. (0)
26: obsessive, much? (1)
26: approved drugs for jesus (1)
26: Whiny husband (0)
26: I have plenty of excuses (3)
25: to wipe, or not to wipe? (1)
25: quote of the day, and a lifetime (0)
23: Spokes, man! (2)
23: The world just needs more… (1)
23: hi tech kids (1)
23: lazy days (0)
22: The internets are always ready to exploit a trend. Even a silly one. (0)
22: Drinkin’ wine and lovin’ you was fun (0)
21: yes, I know it’s not a chipmunk (2)
20: Now, *that’s* a margarita maker… (0)
20: funny shirts and stuff (0)
20: a slug wearing running shoes (1)
18: Because you only turn 4 once (2)
18: UM, week 228 (a.k.a. the ‘vacation edition’) (0)
17: Home, home again (1)
17: So it goes (1)
17: Embrace your dark side (0)
16: Self portrait (1)
16: Hot! (1)
15: Chicago! (2)
15: close to home (2)
14: Slots for Kids (2)
14: Barney! (0)
13: Die hard, with a cotton tail (1)
13: Public Service Announcement (2)
13: hot hot hot (1)
12: Multimedia message (1)
11: snort (3)
11: playing favorites (0)
10: Week 227; Unconscious Mutterings (0)
09: Morgan Freebun - almost a God (1)
09: too sweaty to think of a title (0)
08: 30 years ago they were “Where America Shops.” (1)
08: more Knocked Up goodness (3)
08: choices (2)
07: Thank goodness (1)
06: it’s just the little things (3)
05: stupid commercials, but that’s just redundant (1)
04: racing with the wind. Or, just with myself. (2)
04: Uncoscious Mutterrer; week (0)
03: I didn’t mean it!! (2)
03: ain’t no cure? We can try (1)
02: I know God created woman, but this is risking a lightning bolt (3)
02: my kids don’t need this kind of help (1)
01: When less is more (0)
01: this is funny, because I was just trying to find someone to blame for that extra two pounds (0)

May 2007 (36)
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31: another entry just to make the internets jealous (2)
30: Maybe I could write something (3)
27: Unconscious mutterings… (0)
26: Worth the wait (4)
25: At the risk of putting Eddy in the Space-Time Continuum (0)
24: More about me that you don’t really wanna know (3)
23: too much reality in our television (0)
23: new incentive program (3)
23: a glimpse (0)
22: This really should have come before the sex post, but I was trying for comic relief (3)
22: It can only get better (3)
21: My brain is full of so much Stuff that it needs to sneeze (5)
20: Mutterings, week 224 (0)
19: Oops (5)
18: pop quiz! (4)
17: hold your Couch Potato jokes… (1)
15: Give me a dollar! (2)
14: He does have a point (1)
14: New game! (2)
14: Where the ‘fwingos’ roam (3)
14: Plucked from my subconscious (0)
11: Happy Momma’s Day! (0)
11: Gotta work on the wardrobe (0)
10: Five days (3)
10: As the stomach turns (2)
09: Not a big Smallville fan (1)
08: PSA (2)
08: inspector, gadget, kinda cool (0)
07: Avast ye bunnies! (0)
07: Engorgio, or just photoshop? (5)
06: I’m so good I forgot to title this the first time I posted it. (0)
04: Eight legged freak (3)
04: Is this a train song? (1)
03: a little more mustache turning grey (3)
02: Here be anthropomorphic dragons (0)
02: Trying for “better than worthless” (1)

April 2007 (54)
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29: Plocka Upp!!! (3)
29: Mutter on this for a while (1)
28: Mental juke joint (0)
28: Dirty Dozen (3)
26: to the girl talking loudly on her cell phone outside McDonalds: (5)
25: Kinda Dark Knight (0)
25: Brilliant. (0)
24: Island Beauty (2)
24: not a country boy, except maybe at heart (2)
23: north tejas readers (1)
23: But the “chest” they refer to isn’t Keira’s (1)
23: Animated back to the future (1)
23: I’m somebody now! (2)
23: Muttering unconsciously again (0)
23: you can ring my bell (0)
22: And some days he just won’t SHUT. UP. (3)
22: Cash flow (0)
22: Wish the piper didn’t ask for so much (0)
22: A cat in (nearly) every window (1)
21: Just to get my readership up on the weekend (1)
20: Why I never get tired of watching “Spy Kids” (0)
20: Potential and Reality (0)
19: Some folks get all the fun (2)
19: I accidentally read Amalah yesterday, so you get this (0)
18: Twoo wuv.. (2)
18: Grrrrr. (4)
18: something that is too easy to forget (0)
17: Sir Gripesalot (6)
15: unconscious mutterings (1)
14: Because my life, she is so exciting (2)
14: seconds? (2)
14: bwahaha… (0)
14: Late night musings… (3)
13: seen about town (2)
13: Two absolutely unrelated factoids (1)
12: feverish (1)
12: Bye, Kurt. (1)
11: Lights, tunnels, stuff like that (0)
10: ups and downs (3)
10: Timeless (4)
10: I learned something today! (1)
09: this won’t happen at our house (2)
09: This hurts my head to watch it (3)
08: If you laugh at this. At all. You get me. (1)
08: Muttering, still (2)
07: holy crap! (2)
07: Not so fast, grasshopper… (2)
04: Easterish-critters, take 2 (2)
04: Easterish-critters, take 1 (0)
04: Why my wife isn’t allowed to ever leave me (0)
04: Cuz I’m getting nekkid… (2)
03: Look at that caveman go… (6)
01: Unconscious Mutterings, Week 217 (2)
01: quote of the morning (1)

March 2007 (45)
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30: The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is… (11)
30: for the record (2)
29: How do you spell relief? (1)
27: A clue your day may not be perfect (5)
26: because I’m helpful like that (3)
26: License to rub (2)
26: Can’t trust that day (0)
25: Mutterings, week (something or other) (1)
24: Father knows best? (2)
24: Like boot camp, or not (5)
23: It’s risky, but this plan just might work: (2)
23: lessons from our elders (1)
22: Today’s thought on anger (1)
22: Last night, I dreamt my roses were blooming (3)
22: It might as well be on the moon (4)
21: Hey, buddy, got a minute? (1)
20: Screaming girls! (0)
19: man, I feel like a woman (9)
19: something I bet you didn’t know about me (1)
18: we interrupt this blog to bring you something kinda neat (3)
18: UM, a new week. (0)
18: Why, hi there! (1)
16: Your patience tested, while you wait (6)
15: it’s all fun and games until somebody pees on the floor (3)
13: I need to say something about apples and trees (7)
13: don’t say you weren’t warned (6)
12: Stuffage (3)
12: Dear ConAgra (1)
11: UM, week 214 (1)
10: as if I needed another sign of advancing age (3)
10: No comment (1)
09: Clock it to me (6)
09: um, yeah. It’s FRIDAY! (0)
08: I just might get some sleep (0)
07: Handy internet reminder service (4)
06: the Ramblin’ entry (1)
05: Bond. Bunnies Bond. (0)
05: Random is as random does (3)
04: Go out and play (2)
04: Don’t complain, it’s free (0)
04: Boudreaux converts (0)