Okay, I’ve been down for too long. This just sucks. (eloquent, ain’t I?) I’m hoping maybe if I just make a stupid list I can start to get over myself already. So, in an effort to either a)wallow deeper or b)pull myself up by the bootstraps (whatever they are), I’ve made a list of shit […]
Pay attention, there may be a quiz: In my county, you can buy liquor, beer, and wine. You can’t do that in all counties in Texas. You must buy liquor from a licensed liquor store. The state sets the hours for liquor stores. They close at 9:00. You can buy beer and wine at liquor […]
We’re at the store and the cashier decides to have a little fun with the boys. She would hold up things and ask them to name them. This was last weekend: Cashier: “Okay, how about this?” Boy 1: “An orange.” Boy 2: “Watermelon!” Boy 1: “Bread!” Cashier: “Close, it’s a cantaloupe.” (holds up something else) […]