Feats don’t fail me now

One of my favorite bands is Little Feat. Strangely, I’ve always counted on the radio to hear their music. I’ve got to change that and buy some of it. I been warped by the rain, driven by the snow I’m drunk and dirty don’t ya know, and I’m still, oh I’m still Out on the […]

That’s unpossible!

It showed all the signs of a date night. My wife e-mailed me this afternoon. Would I like dinner? And then the tantalizing hook – “I shaved my legs.” Oh my I just about, ahem, climaxed right then. But I’m a realist. It was only 4:00 in the afternoon. Things happen. We get the kids, […]

50 First Date Nites

I gotta say, I was walking on sunshine earlier. Yeah, like that song. Around lunchtime (after my morning of Midas Hell, but that’s another post) my wife said to me “I want a Date Nite tonite.” For those of you who haven’t devolved into our particular brand of family life, a Date Nite means we […]