We’re at the store and the cashier decides to have a little fun with the boys. She would hold up things and ask them to name them. This was last weekend:

Cashier: “Okay, how about this?”

Boy 1: “An orange.”

Boy 2: “Watermelon!”

Boy 1: “Bread!”

Cashier: “Close, it’s a cantaloupe.” (holds up something else) “Now, what’s this?”

Boy 1 and 2, simultaneously and loud: “WINE!“