“I got better.” Thanks, everyone, for the kind words after my lame-o post this afternoon. I went out and found some “Shock the Chunky Monkey,” which is a new Ben and Jerry’s flavor with little chunks of chocolate-coated Prozac, swirls of caramel, and banana ice cream. It’s da bomb! Seriously, folks, if I had some […]
No, not part of my diet, but a line from a Pat Green song we heard on the way to school today. You know my kids love their drinking songs, and this one is fun to sing along with… Every day in lunch in High School and all of my senior year I’d drink my […]
I started running recently. Well, sort of, I’m so out of shape it’s more like walk some/run some, but I’m getting there. So now every time I wake up in the middle of the night I’ve got an erection. It’s like a poor man’s viagra. Luckily I have an understanding wife who sleeps through it. […]