I started running recently. Well, sort of, I’m so out of shape it’s more like walk some/run some, but I’m getting there.

So now every time I wake up in the middle of the night I’ve got an erection. It’s like a poor man’s viagra.

Luckily I have an understanding wife who sleeps through it. I’ve learned not to try and wake her up, so I listen to her snore until I fall back asleep. Sometimes I get up and surf the net.