Free association (or, at least, very very cheap)

I say … and you think … ? Audition :: done in the auditorium Urgent :: what 100 emails a day tell me about pills designed for penis enlargement Lunch :: comes after “brunch” and before “cocktail hour” Adult :: matinee! Mug :: of coffee Awful :: how I feel without a mug of coffee […]

Quoth the raven: ‘Nevermore.’

This story might be a little scary for some of my readers. Feel free to turn on a couple of extra lights, grab a blanket, call your SO over to hold your hand. Some of you like scary things, and that’s OK too – there’s enough room in this blog for everyone. Ready? We lost […]

Message in a bot – tle

So we go to the pool, and my son brings along a frozen bottle of Ozarka to play with. (what? like you don’t let your kids play with ice) So of course, not long after we arrive, the ice has melted and he has a water bottle to play with. Things are going good, right? […]