Scenes from a movie theater

Or, why my wife doesn’t like to go on “boys night out.” We stopped in the restroom on the way out.  It’s a nice, bright, and (thankfully) clean restroom, with about a dozen urinals on the wall.  I’m taking care of business and my son is watching other patrons.  A huge man walked in and […]

College Humor sendup

This is too funny, a guy has mixed up the College Humor web site to look like CNN CNN.com – Breaking News, U.S., World, Weather, Entertainment & Video News Maybe NSFW (not sure if it will change over time, there’s a small picture of a Snow Penis on there right now, fyi) and no doubt […]

Welcome to my bedroom

Ain’t that just nifty? The voters of Texas overwhelmingly approved a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriages. Why? To “save” marriage from, well, gay people, of course! See, gay people go around wrecking families right and left. Happens almost every day. Just ask your co-workers — chances are their family has been somehow threatened by a […]