everyone has to have a hero
right now, if you wanted to sell something to my kids, guess who better be on the box? Wolverine? Britney? Elvis? Nope to all of the above. There is one person who has the marketing power right now with my brood:
Tag: fortune
What an ass!
I received this (a variant, actually) by email today: A priest, who wanted to raise money for his church, was told there was a fortune in horse racing, and so he decided to buy a horse and enter it in some races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep […]
Chuck is teaching me a new outlook on life
Just a few things I’ve learned so far this weekend (and blatantly lifted from here so I don’t actually have to type them): Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad […]