What they don’t show you on HGTV

You know on the remodeling shows, when the young couple with the helpful (and quiet and polite) children want to spend a fortune remodeling their bathroom, the perky host says something like “well, first we need to take out the old tile.” And it takes five minutes? We’ve been at it for four. days. And […]

I might do better if I were unconscious

“I say, and you think…” Soldier :: of fortune Lipton :: makes tea Reason:: I’m lacking Terms :: of endearment Positive :: negative Example :: warning Legacy :: Kent Dorfman Solo :: Han Instrument :: panel Later :: Gator

Today’s words

This weeks words from Unconscious Mutterings Incomplete :: my life, obviously Bobby :: Ricky Chopstick :: I had chinese food for lunch the other day, General’s Chicken, mild. Awesome. Also? A fortune cookie that said I was too serious. Trauma :: dealing with me. Or my kids. Hesitate :: What my car sometimes does if […]